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November 2023

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Dark Angel

Remember Ossuary Angel from the May 2022 issue (“Chills ’n’ Thrills”)? The flesh-eating vampire of your dreams (Vania, 2019) is back and bloodier than ever in A Corpse for Christmas (Blood Sick Productions), a punk-as-fuck slice of extreme...

Skimming the Surface

By no means are we trying to cramp your style, but have you considered worshiping ass as a gateway to anal sex? Hear us out: A 2022 survey reveals how, when it comes to butt play, 40% of women prefer the stimulation of touch to full-on penetration...

Foxy in Flannel

Like jumping into a pile of leaves or carving a Thanksgiving turkey, nothing says autumn like the return of flannel shirts to your daily rotation. Rugged, fuzzy and oh, so comfy, a good flannel is like a hug you can wear. As with pretty much any...

Five Questions for a Fluffer

You may think fluffers in porn went the way of the dinosaurs, and you would be wrong. Dead wrong. These unsung heroes of the adult entertainment industrial complex are alive and well, doing God’s work by keeping dicks stiff and...

Dungeon Monitors

It’s not exactly the kind of job your high school guidance counselor recommends, but who cares what a guidance counselor thinks? Suffice it to say, if kink is your calling and safety your mantra, then you may have what it takes to be a dungeon...

Lo and Behold

Teresa Lo is the shit. The beloved HUSTLER contributor of nine years and stellar stand-up comedian is one of our favorite people on the planet, no cap. Now, on top of running her own company and cohosting the amazing Sex & Boba podcast, Lo is...

See You in Salem!

Yeah, Punta Cana is great, but have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Lowlita (pictured) is an erotic artist and practicing Wiccan who has an uncanny knack for supernatural encounters. It should come as no surprise then that her...

Parasite Porn

Love porn, but prefer your sex steeped in mind control and alien infestations? Welcome to Parasited, the envelope-pushing horror porn site that’s taking hardcore to strange and deliciously disturbing places. Just in time for Halloween, Parasited...

Spooktacular

The spooky season is officially upon us! But for these daughters of our Dark Lord, being hot and demonic is a year-round affair. Here are nine to tempt you into servitude. Baal Eldritch: Hungarian cyberdomme seeks fresh souls for her army of...

Tales From the Clit: Little Puck

Water is wet, the sun is warm, and rappers love porn stars! In this fifth chapter of our X-rated storyteller’s series, HUSTLER Beaver (May ’23) and newly minted Brazzers Girl Little Puck takes us back to the time...

Stripper Karaoke

June’s unseasonably cool, cloudy weather was perfect for hauling a stripper pole through the streets of Burbank. After a year of picketing Star Garden, Equity Strippers NoHo knew the power of the ol’ razzle-dazzle. They were setting up one of...

Student Bodies

Growing up, the arrival of September was synonymous with one thing: school… and the fresh promise of horrific humiliation that haunts us all the way to the grave. Sorry to project, but adolescence is hell. You know what’s not hell, though? The...

Tales From the Clit 4: Connie Perignon

For the fourth installment of our dirty storyteller’s series, Taboo Magazine model (May/June 2023) and curvaceous inked queen Connie Perignon shares a shocking tale of cuckoldry: “People know me for always having...

Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!

As the HUSTLER squad continues to pick up the pieces after a raucous 49th Anniversary (50 is going to be nuts), we would be remiss not to stop and fete our sexy “stepsister” publication (hehehe) Barely Legal for 30 years of...

Sexxx Education

They say follow your dreams, but what if your dream is to watch porn all the time? Granted, the pay isn’t great, but the subject matter never ceases to amaze. So if XXX truly is your passion, then why not expand your acumen beyond the mere act of...

Summer Daze

It’s August, and the clock is quickly running out on another sizzling summer. So as not to waste a precious second of sunlight, let’s celebrate sex workers who celebrate Mother Nature. The heat is on! • Pro grappler, pro domme, part-time...

“Victory Is Ours!”

The strippers of Star Garden have emerged victorious in their fight for a union, after a 15-month-long campaign, including eight months on the picket line. On May 18, 2023, they became the only stripper union in the U.S. after the club’s owners...

Rocky Mountain High

There are extreme porn stars, and then there is Rocky Emerson: a porn star who goes to extreme lengths for her art (and high-altitude orgasms). The 6-4 tower of sexual power and titan of adult entertainment is always on the lookout for her next big...

Tales From the Clit 3: Cali Caliente

This month, hardcore hottie Cali Caliente tells us about the time she hooked up with that rapper in a chronicle she calls, “Right Place, Right Time.” “I’ve experienced some magical moments in live music: I got...

Where the Wild Things Are

Let’s face it, times are changing. And while there is no shortage of films to get excited about today, occasionally we find ourselves longing for the cinema of yesteryear—a time when morals were loose and R-rated blockbusters at an...

Cat Daddy

Cat dads are having a moment. Maybe it’s a byproduct of the current obsession with zaddies (e.g., Pedro Pascal), but however you slice it, apparently we cannot get enough of men who love and dote on their little fur babies. And where are all of...

The Greatest Show on Earth

Grab your sunscreen, ear plugs and as many condoms as you can carry, because summer festival season is in full swing! Whether you’re a Bonnaroo guy or an Electric Daisy Carnival gal (or nonbinary Pitchfork Fest nerd), there is...

Decriminalize Now!

On March 1, 2023, 90 sex workers and advocates gathered at the state capital in Albany, New York, to lobby for SVSTA (Stop Violence in the Sex Trades Act), a bill to fully decriminalize sex work in the state of New York. DecrimNY, a coalition of 30+...

Tales From The Clit 2: Kazumi

In our second installment, adult entertainment legend-in-the-making Kazumi digs deep for a golden yarn of delightful degradation she dubs, “Urine My Heart.” “I love being an indie creator. I get to think up weird, fucked-up...